March Of The Midgets

by Richard Eaton

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There's a reason the vocal was lost. These are the words that came with the song. Nothing I can do other than not sing them. Catchy little tune, though.


March Of The Midgets

"Here come the midgets
and while they're just little people
they won't hurt you

There's lots of rumors about
how big their dicks are but
they are not true at all
no they aren't
they would not hurt you
they're just not that smart"


released May 5, 2017
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